Chapter 1
Commercial Break Down
“The United States Population is going up Up Up and UP! We have to act immediately. We need homes for our new Guest here… So if you are one of our new guests, date your phone and suggest dialing 1-480-970-1234 to it. ENJOY!!!!!!!”
“The USA is rising faster than you can figure out what the word sdhfodshjoelsklfdjsfi;ods;uifjdsjplaceklfjs;dlk;stinkskdlfj;sjdifoijajfjoisdufoijs;doh; [s1]We need to build homes fast or apartments or trailers, we do them all you pick it and help design it and you pick where, and you pick the colors.”
”Look how many people are choosing Hernandez Inc. over Biggs Inc. So call us now at 1-480-354-8977. Even if you are not a special guest you can call us and we can build you a new home. Also starting now and ending Dec.24, 2007 the prices are 15% off so call us fast.
“FINE, you you you you you you you you, you know what you are!” Joel had screamed in his office with his door propped so all his employees can enjoy his freighting Halloween voice.
“Joel, what just happened and why were you screaming on the phone and why….”
“Nothing…. Stvierew (steve-i-er-ewww).” Joel said. “I just need a good impression on the people and, A WHOLE LOT OF SALES, STVIEREW. You’re my main deals/salesman in the dugout, so get me more sales!”
Hour-by-Hour by Hour by Hour pasted by and finally they were all out. Joel was headed home, when a tire decided to be sad that night. And by the Luck of the Irish, Joel had no spare and no tools what luck. Joel finally made it home by calling a tow truck. That night was rough Joel couldn’t sleep a wink, and then he decided to go to grandmas and grandpa’s tomorrow morning.
“Hey Rachel.” Joel said
“Hey Joel,” Rachel said, “How’s it going with Biggs Inc.?”
“Don’t ask…please.”
“Hey Joel,” Thomas said, “guess what…ok ok I’ll tell you, I got a job!”
“Hey that’s great,” Joel said, “what is it?”
“You’ll find out soon.”
Joel went to work the next day and that day it was approval day (Joel Knew it all along, but didn’t tell anyone. For the meeting of the approval was in the city courtyard. It was Hernandez Inc. vs. Biggs Inc. vs.? Mystery player?. The purpose of the meeting was to announce that one of the companies would no longer be in business. So that afternoon Joel went out to the city courtyard and met his rival Christopher Hernandez.
“So how’s it going Joel?” Chris asked. Joel didn’t have an answer and he didn’t really care to answer that question either.
“Where is he?” Joel asked calmly. That question didn’t really needed to be answered because he just walked in after Joel had asked that question.
“So let’s get started, shall we,” The man said, “The first thing I would like to say is, Chris your sales are out of the ball park, A-M-A-Z-I-N-G, amazing! Joel as for you, you’ve been barely make’n singles. And…hey do you guys know where….” His sentence was cut off by a mysterious voice.
“I am,” the mysterious voice replied and then all of a sudden a man with a fake mustache on walked in, “sorry I am late I just had to run over a few things.”
“Yes, well thank you Thomas.” Again so rudely the man was stopped by the words of Joel, “THOMAS!!!!!!!”
“Thomas your sales ability to sale I have never seen before (really really really low). So with that said let’s see who’s out of the business.”
“Joel I hope it’s you,” Thomas said facing Joel then he turned away and whispered, “Please, be Joel Please, be Joel.”
“Thomas Biggs.”
“DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRN!” after those words said by Thomas or word said by Thomas, Thomas marched off.
“This week I won’t you two to sell as much sales as you can get and by the end of the week we will see whose company gets a higher promotion from me. So you two…BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Good Luck Chris.” Joel said holding out his hand for a handshake.
“Smuck junk, let’s start.” Right then Joel had a happy face on because he knew what rewards would be given if you make fun of LUCK.
TO BE
CONTINUED
By, Porter Biggs
By, Porter Biggs
